GET /freshly-pressed/

Get a list of Freshly Pressed posts. (Note: Freshly Pressed has been retired. Please visit https://discover.wordpress.com to get the best content published across our network.)

Resource Information

   
Method GET
URL https://public-api.wordpress.com/rest/v1.1/freshly-pressed/
Requires authentication? No

Query Parameters

Parameter Type Description
http_envelope (bool)
false:
(default)
true:
Some environments (like in-browser JavaScript or Flash) block or divert responses with a non-200 HTTP status code. Setting this parameter will force the HTTP status code to always be 200. The JSON response is wrapped in an "envelope" containing the "real" HTTP status code and headers.
pretty (bool)
false:
(default)
true:
Output pretty JSON
meta (string) Optional. Loads data from the endpoints found in the 'meta' part of the response. Comma-separated list. Example: meta=site,likes
fields (string) Optional. Returns specified fields only. Comma-separated list. Example: fields=ID,title
callback (string) An optional JSONP callback function.
number (int) The number of posts to return. Default: 10. Limit: 40. Default: 10.
after (iso 8601 datetime) Return posts picked on or after the specified datetime.
before (iso 8601 datetime) Return posts picked on or before the specified datetime.
content_width (int) When in context=display, images/embeds in post content will be set to the desired maximum width. Default: 480.
thumb_width (int) Desired width of thumbnail images, in pixels. Default: 252.
thumb_height (int) Desired height of thumbnail images, in pixels. Default: 160.

Response Parameters

Parameter Type Description
ID (int) The post ID.
site_ID (int) The site ID.
author (object) The author of the post.
date (iso 8601 datetime) The post's creation time.
modified (iso 8601 datetime) The post's most recent update time.
title (html) context dependent.
URL (url) The full permalink URL to the post.
short_URL (url) The wp.me short URL.
content (html) context dependent.
excerpt (html) context dependent.
slug (string) The name (slug) for the post, used in URLs.
guid (string) The GUID for the post.
status (string)
publish:
The post is published.
draft:
The post is saved as a draft.
pending:
The post is pending editorial approval.
private:
The post is published privately
future:
The post is scheduled for future publishing.
trash:
The post is in the trash.
auto-draft:
The post is a placeholder for a new post.
sticky (bool) Is the post sticky?
password (string) The plaintext password protecting the post, or, more likely, the empty string if the post is not password protected.
parent (object|false) A reference to the post's parent, if it has one.
type (string) The post's post_type. Post types besides post, page and revision need to be whitelisted using the rest_api_allowed_post_types filter.
comments_open (bool) Is the post open for comments?
pings_open (bool) Is the post open for pingbacks, trackbacks?
likes_enabled (bool) Is the post open to likes?
sharing_enabled (bool) Should sharing buttons show on this post?
comment_count (int) The number of comments for this post.
like_count (int) The number of likes for this post.
i_like (bool) Does the current user like this post?
is_reblogged (bool) Did the current user reblog this post?
is_following (bool) Is the current user following this blog?
global_ID (string) A unique WordPress.com-wide representation of a post.
featured_image (url) The URL to the featured image for this post if it has one.
post_thumbnail (object) The attachment object for the featured image if it has one.
format (string)
standard:
Standard
aside:
Aside
chat:
Chat
gallery:
Gallery
link:
Link
image:
Image
quote:
Quote
status:
Status
video:
Video
audio:
Audio
geo (object|false)
menu_order (int) (Pages Only) The order pages should appear in.
publicize_URLs (array) Array of Twitter and Facebook URLs published by this post.
tags (object) Hash of tags (keyed by tag name) applied to the post.
categories (object) Hash of categories (keyed by category name) applied to the post.
attachments (object) Hash of post attachments (keyed by attachment ID).
metadata (array) Array of post metadata keys and values. All unprotected meta keys are available by default for read requests. Both unprotected and protected meta keys are available for authenticated requests with access. Protected meta keys can be made available with the rest_api_allowed_public_metadata filter.
meta (object) API result meta data
current_user_can (object) List of permissions. Note, deprecated in favor of `capabilities`
capabilities (object) List of post-specific permissions for the user; publish_post, edit_post, delete_post
date_range (object) date range covered by current results.
number (int) The number of posts brought back by current query.
posts (array) An array of post objects, with added Freshly Pressed info, in the editorial property for each post.

Resource Errors

These are the possible errors returned by this endpoint.

HTTP Code Error Identifier Error Message
403 unauthorized User cannot view taxonomy
403 unauthorized User cannot view post
403 unauthorized User cannot edit taxonomy
400 invalid_post Invalid post
400 invalid_context Invalid API CONTEXT
403 unauthorized User cannot edit post
404 unknown_post Unknown post

Example

curl 'https://public-api.wordpress.com/rest/v1/freshly-pressed/?number=2'
<?php
$options  = array (
  'http' => 
  array (
    'ignore_errors' => true,
  ),
);

$context  = stream_context_create( $options );
$response = file_get_contents(
	'https://public-api.wordpress.com/rest/v1/freshly-pressed/?number=2',
	false,
	$context
);
$response = json_decode( $response );
?>

Response

{
    "date_range": {
        "newest": "2016-07-28T16:36:46+00:00",
        "oldest": "2016-07-14T23:11:38+00:00"
    },
    "number": 2,
    "posts": [
        {
            "ID": 374,
            "site_ID": 410409,
            "author": {
                "ID": 414919,
                "login": "ramaarya",
                "email": false,
                "name": "Rama Arya",
                "first_name": "Rama",
                "last_name": "Arya",
                "nice_name": "ramaarya",
                "URL": "https:\/\/ramaarya.blog",
                "avatar_URL": "https:\/\/2.gravatar.com\/avatar\/b383038b0b90aa74152f11201a4f1331?s=96&d=identicon&r=G",
                "profile_URL": "https:\/\/en.gravatar.com\/ramaarya",
                "ip_address": false,
                "site_ID": 410409,
                "site_visible": true
            },
            "date": "2014-03-29T17:50:30+00:00",
            "modified": "2018-07-24T22:24:02+05:30",
            "title": "photo essay: the hidden graffiti of bandra",
            "URL": "http:\/\/ramaarya.blog\/2014\/03\/29\/photo-essay-the-hidden-graffiti-of-bandra\/",
            "short_URL": "https:\/\/wp.me\/p1ILv-62",
            "content": "<p><img data-attachment-id=\"14736\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/ramaarya.blog\/2014\/03\/29\/photo-essay-the-hidden-graffiti-of-bandra\/nagranalane_graffiti1-2\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/ramaarya.files.wordpress.com\/2018\/07\/nagranalane_graffiti1.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"584,389\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;5.6&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;Canon EOS 600D&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1396088011&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;29&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;100&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.02&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"nagranalane_graffiti1\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/ramaarya.files.wordpress.com\/2018\/07\/nagranalane_graffiti1.jpg?w=300\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/ramaarya.files.wordpress.com\/2018\/07\/nagranalane_graffiti1.jpg?w=480\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-14736\" style=\"margin:0;border:0 none;\" src=\"https:\/\/ramaarya.files.wordpress.com\/2018\/07\/nagranalane_graffiti1.jpg?w=480\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ramaarya.files.wordpress.com\/2018\/07\/nagranalane_graffiti1.jpg?w=480 480w, https:\/\/ramaarya.files.wordpress.com\/2018\/07\/nagranalane_graffiti1.jpg?w=150 150w, https:\/\/ramaarya.files.wordpress.com\/2018\/07\/nagranalane_graffiti1.jpg?w=300 300w, https:\/\/ramaarya.files.wordpress.com\/2018\/07\/nagranalane_graffiti1.jpg 584w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\"   \/><br \/>\n<strong>The contemplating sage at\u00a0Nagrana Lane<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I moved to Bombay, sorry Mumbai, this February. And I chose <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Bandra\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Bandra<\/a><\/strong> as my home. It was one of those \u2018destined\u2019 moves as I like to term it. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>Bandra grows on you. It slowly becomes the center of your life, and you start believing that there is no other world outside of it; an aberration one slowly and gleefully slips into.<\/p>\n<p>When people ask me what is it like to live in Bandra, my answer, with a grin, is everyone walks in slippers, takes rickshaws, eats breakfast for dinner at Good Luck Cafe – an Iranian restaurant – for 110 rupees, prays at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mountmarybasilicabandra.in\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong>Mount\u00a0Mary\u2019s<\/strong><\/a>, meets at Bandstand, Mehboob Studio is the landmark for everything, and you have Shahrukh, Salman, Rekha, Farhan Akhtar, John Abraham, etc. etc. living down the road. It is towering high rises, charming Koli and East Indian villages, and centuries old churches, juxtaposed next to each other in quaint harmony.<\/p>\n<p>Bandra\u2019s bent towards juxtaposition can\u00a0perhaps be surmised as the very core\u00a0of its reputation as a culturally and artistically \u2018open\u2019 minded suburb, which often blatantly, and at other times in subtle undertones, gets expressed. A classic example of the latter being its graffiti decorated walls that have been written much about. Google Bandra + Graffiti, and you will know what I mean. They are works of art in their own right created\u00a0by National Institute of Design students and aspiring artists.<\/p>\n<p>But there are works you will not find on Google. As I walked back from St Peter\u2019s Church on Hill Road this morning, powerful unabashed statements on gender issues met my eye. A street vendor selling keys, seeing my excitement, suggested I take the tiny side lane, Nagrana Lane, by the bus stop further down. \u201cThere is much more there. You will like it!\u201d I didn’t just like it. I was smitten. Bandra was turning its magic on me, a bit more.<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Graffiti essay: Tackling gender inequality on Hill Road<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/em>Executed by Population First as part of their <a href=\"http:\/\/www.laadli.org\/about_laadli.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong>Laadli campaign<\/strong><\/a> against sex selection and the falling sex ratio in India.<br \/>\n<img data-attachment-id=\"14732\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/ramaarya.blog\/2014\/03\/29\/photo-essay-the-hidden-graffiti-of-bandra\/hillroad_graffiti1\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/ramaarya.files.wordpress.com\/2018\/07\/hillroad_graffiti1.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"584,389\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;6.3&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;Canon EOS 600D&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1396087341&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;21&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;100&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.025&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"hillroad_graffiti1\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/ramaarya.files.wordpress.com\/2018\/07\/hillroad_graffiti1.jpg?w=300\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/ramaarya.files.wordpress.com\/2018\/07\/hillroad_graffiti1.jpg?w=480\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-14732\" style=\"margin:0;border:0 none;\" src=\"https:\/\/ramaarya.files.wordpress.com\/2018\/07\/hillroad_graffiti1.jpg?w=480\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ramaarya.files.wordpress.com\/2018\/07\/hillroad_graffiti1.jpg?w=480 480w, https:\/\/ramaarya.files.wordpress.com\/2018\/07\/hillroad_graffiti1.jpg?w=150 150w, https:\/\/ramaarya.files.wordpress.com\/2018\/07\/hillroad_graffiti1.jpg?w=300 300w, https:\/\/ramaarya.files.wordpress.com\/2018\/07\/hillroad_graffiti1.jpg 584w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\"   \/><br \/>\n<strong>Ms. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img data-attachment-id=\"14733\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/ramaarya.blog\/2014\/03\/29\/photo-essay-the-hidden-graffiti-of-bandra\/hillroad_graffiti2\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/ramaarya.files.wordpress.com\/2018\/07\/hillroad_graffiti2.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"584,389\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;6.3&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;Canon EOS 600D&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1396087382&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;28&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;100&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.02&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"hillroad_graffiti2\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/ramaarya.files.wordpress.com\/2018\/07\/hillroad_graffiti2.jpg?w=300\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/ramaarya.files.wordpress.com\/2018\/07\/hillroad_graffiti2.jpg?w=480\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-14733\" style=\"margin:0;border:0 none;\" src=\"https:\/\/ramaarya.files.wordpress.com\/2018\/07\/hillroad_graffiti2.jpg?w=480\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ramaarya.files.wordpress.com\/2018\/07\/hillroad_graffiti2.jpg?w=480 480w, https:\/\/ramaarya.files.wordpress.com\/2018\/07\/hillroad_graffiti2.jpg?w=150 150w, https:\/\/ramaarya.files.wordpress.com\/2018\/07\/hillroad_graffiti2.jpg?w=300 300w, https:\/\/ramaarya.files.wordpress.com\/2018\/07\/hillroad_graffiti2.jpg 584w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\"   \/><br \/>\n<strong>Gender inequality: The unheard voice<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img data-attachment-id=\"14734\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/ramaarya.blog\/2014\/03\/29\/photo-essay-the-hidden-graffiti-of-bandra\/hillroad_graffiti3-2\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/ramaarya.files.wordpress.com\/2018\/07\/hillroad_graffiti3.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"584,389\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;5.6&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;Canon EOS 600D&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1396087450&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;21&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;160&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.025&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"hillroad_graffiti3\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/ramaarya.files.wordpress.com\/2018\/07\/hillroad_graffiti3.jpg?w=300\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/ramaarya.files.wordpress.com\/2018\/07\/hillroad_graffiti3.jpg?w=480\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-14734\" style=\"margin:0;border:0 none;\" src=\"https:\/\/ramaarya.files.wordpress.com\/2018\/07\/hillroad_graffiti3.jpg?w=480\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ramaarya.files.wordpress.com\/2018\/07\/hillroad_graffiti3.jpg?w=480 480w, https:\/\/ramaarya.files.wordpress.com\/2018\/07\/hillroad_graffiti3.jpg?w=150 150w, https:\/\/ramaarya.files.wordpress.com\/2018\/07\/hillroad_graffiti3.jpg?w=300 300w, https:\/\/ramaarya.files.wordpress.com\/2018\/07\/hillroad_graffiti3.jpg 584w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\"   \/><br \/>\n<strong>The multitasking woman\u00a0=\u00a0X<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img data-attachment-id=\"14735\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/ramaarya.blog\/2014\/03\/29\/photo-essay-the-hidden-graffiti-of-bandra\/hillroad_graffiti4\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/ramaarya.files.wordpress.com\/2018\/07\/hillroad_graffiti4.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"584,389\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;5.6&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;Canon EOS 600D&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1396087420&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;18&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;125&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.033333333333333&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"hillroad_graffiti4\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/ramaarya.files.wordpress.com\/2018\/07\/hillroad_graffiti4.jpg?w=300\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/ramaarya.files.wordpress.com\/2018\/07\/hillroad_graffiti4.jpg?w=480\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-14735\" style=\"margin:0;border:0 none;\" src=\"https:\/\/ramaarya.files.wordpress.com\/2018\/07\/hillroad_graffiti4.jpg?w=480\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ramaarya.files.wordpress.com\/2018\/07\/hillroad_graffiti4.jpg?w=480 480w, https:\/\/ramaarya.files.wordpress.com\/2018\/07\/hillroad_graffiti4.jpg?w=150 150w, https:\/\/ramaarya.files.wordpress.com\/2018\/07\/hillroad_graffiti4.jpg?w=300 300w, https:\/\/ramaarya.files.wordpress.com\/2018\/07\/hillroad_graffiti4.jpg 584w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\"   \/><br \/>\n<strong>My favorite… Bharat pita ki jai<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Graffiti essay: Modernism\u00a0at\u00a0Nagrana Lane<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/em>The street art in Nagrana Lane is the creative expression of\u00a0Harshvardhan Kadam painting under the pseudonym\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.inkbrushnme.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong>Ink Brush N Me<\/strong><\/a>.<br \/>\n<img data-attachment-id=\"14737\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/ramaarya.blog\/2014\/03\/29\/photo-essay-the-hidden-graffiti-of-bandra\/nagranalane_graffiti2-2\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/ramaarya.files.wordpress.com\/2018\/07\/nagranalane_graffiti2.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"584,389\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;7.1&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;Canon EOS 600D&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1396088221&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;18&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;100&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.02&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"nagranalane_graffiti2\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/ramaarya.files.wordpress.com\/2018\/07\/nagranalane_graffiti2.jpg?w=300\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/ramaarya.files.wordpress.com\/2018\/07\/nagranalane_graffiti2.jpg?w=480\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-14737\" style=\"margin:0;border:0 none;\" src=\"https:\/\/ramaarya.files.wordpress.com\/2018\/07\/nagranalane_graffiti2.jpg?w=480\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ramaarya.files.wordpress.com\/2018\/07\/nagranalane_graffiti2.jpg?w=480 480w, https:\/\/ramaarya.files.wordpress.com\/2018\/07\/nagranalane_graffiti2.jpg?w=150 150w, https:\/\/ramaarya.files.wordpress.com\/2018\/07\/nagranalane_graffiti2.jpg?w=300 300w, https:\/\/ramaarya.files.wordpress.com\/2018\/07\/nagranalane_graffiti2.jpg 584w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\"   \/><br \/>\n<strong>A walk through art<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img data-attachment-id=\"14738\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/ramaarya.blog\/2014\/03\/29\/photo-essay-the-hidden-graffiti-of-bandra\/nagranalane_graffiti3-2\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/ramaarya.files.wordpress.com\/2018\/07\/nagranalane_graffiti3.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"584,389\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;6.3&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;Canon EOS 600D&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1396088036&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;25&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;100&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.02&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"nagranalane_graffiti3\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/ramaarya.files.wordpress.com\/2018\/07\/nagranalane_graffiti3.jpg?w=300\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/ramaarya.files.wordpress.com\/2018\/07\/nagranalane_graffiti3.jpg?w=480\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-14738\" style=\"margin:0;border:0 none;\" src=\"https:\/\/ramaarya.files.wordpress.com\/2018\/07\/nagranalane_graffiti3.jpg?w=480\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ramaarya.files.wordpress.com\/2018\/07\/nagranalane_graffiti3.jpg?w=480 480w, https:\/\/ramaarya.files.wordpress.com\/2018\/07\/nagranalane_graffiti3.jpg?w=150 150w, https:\/\/ramaarya.files.wordpress.com\/2018\/07\/nagranalane_graffiti3.jpg?w=300 300w, https:\/\/ramaarya.files.wordpress.com\/2018\/07\/nagranalane_graffiti3.jpg 584w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\"   \/><br \/>\n<strong>Ink brush n me<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img data-attachment-id=\"14739\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/ramaarya.blog\/2014\/03\/29\/photo-essay-the-hidden-graffiti-of-bandra\/nagranalane_graffiti4-2\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/ramaarya.files.wordpress.com\/2018\/07\/nagranalane_graffiti4.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"584,389\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" 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